To be honest, I'm feeling a lot of pressure to make this introduction stand out. I've been stress eating all day. Thinking about writing this introduction. Pacing, pacing. I need to make a good first impression with you. It's imperative that you enjoy this. The lotion I've been using hasn't been working. It's dark all the time now. I'm here in the dark, typing. Vaping. God, can you feel it? The haunting? The limerance? Maybe it's just me. Please, take your time. Just scroll through. Give me some little clicks.