thank you for visiting my website. It means a lot to me. I was wondering if you have any money I could borrow. I'll pay you back Friday. No, no, really, you don't have to. Well, you seem so agitated by my asking. Oh. That's just how your face looks? I didn't notice that before. Well, if you insist. Thanks. I've been getting into online gambling and figurine collecting. I get Japanese candy auto-shipped to me. I also developed an aversion to any food that wasn't delivery pizza. This was about two months ago. I'm honestly sick to my stomach at this point. I tried to eat a piece of fruit and I passed out and cracked my head on a glass table. I had to buy another one. So you can see why I need the money.

So, you'll be back, right? Oh, of course you will. I need to pay you back. But I hope you also visit just to say hi, or click some links, maybe interact with some buttons. Yes, I promise, this Friday, I will pay you back. You don't need to keep harping on it all goddamn day. Fuck it, take your stupid fucking money. So much for human kindness, huh? You're making me feel like a dick because I valued you enough to ask you for help. Yeah, I knew this was going to happen. This is what happens every time I open myself up to someone. I get hurt and owe money to people.

Don't come back unless you're ready to be real with me, and give me money.