i'm watching real housewives right now so i really can't be arsed to do this
it's the one where kim richards gets in brandi's face and starts pointing her finger like inches from her cornea, I was scared for her iris and her other parts of the eye. Camille is so boring.
Okay, bio, bio, I have to make a bio. Gotta tell them about me. Or not? I probably shouldn't talk about anything too personal.. you don't need to bear it all wherever you go in the digital space. Or do you? No... No you don't. You throw out a nugget of authenticity and that's all people can really stomach. All of these bitches have huge fridges. The kitchens are sterile like hospitals. No, this can't even be genuine. They're hamming it up, pretending to not know how to prepare a roast chicken, to bait us, the lowly peasants, into getting angry and staying engaged. I see what games they're playing. Oh my god, she put soap on the chicken. Fuck...
Thank god for subtitles. Anyway, as I was saying, this is my bio, thanks for visiting. I appreciate you being here.