It's 20XX...

You're a millenial. There's salmonella in the peanut butter and the meat is spoiled. John McCain is on TV all the time and our economy exploded again. Everyone's pretending they give a shit about marriage and the nuclear family. Your parents work long shifts and they expect the house to be clean when they're home. Life sucks. But you can escape. It's after school and your parents aren't home. Time to surf the web until you're scared. There are a lot of horrible websites out there, and you can't wait to see them all. Are you feeling lucky?